WiiTarded.

strawwolf:

achipandachair:

sushinfood:

"Weird Al" Yankovic does it again with his newest parody "Word Crimes"

this is great.

I can finally enjoy this tune without Robin Thicke

Thank the gods for Weird Al

I normally don’t like Weird Al all that much, but this is amazing.

moon-ball:

I’ll call this the “Hoenn is confirmed” giveaway.

First place winner:

  • Omega Ruby or Alpha Sapphire
  • $250 to spend at the pokemon center after it opens
  • Hoenn gym badge replicas
  • A hoenn-confirmed t-shirt from redbubble, any size of your choice.
  • 3 surprise shiny Pokemon from Hoenn that will be revealed after you win.
  • A hoenn poster.

Second place winner:

  • Omega Ruby or Alpha Sapphire
  • $150 to spend at the pokemon center after it opens
  • Hoenn gym badge replicas
  • A hoenn-confirmed t-shirt from redbubble, size of your choice.

Third place winner:

  • Omega Ruby or Alpha Sapphire
  • $100 to spend at the pokemon center after it opens
  • A hoenn confirmed t-shirt from redbubble, size of your choice.



Guidelines:

  • You must be following me because it’s a giveaway for my followers.
  • Likes count.
  • The more you reblog, the more entries you have.
  • There will be 3 winners in this giveaway.
  • Winners will be announced privately due to people getting harassed for winning giveaways.
  • Strictly no inactive sideblogs or giveaway blogs.
  • Be 16+ or have your parents permission to give your address.
  • This giveaway is international.
  • This giveaway ends September 10th.

moon-ball:

I’ll call this the “Hoenn is confirmed” giveaway.

First place winner:

  • Omega Ruby or Alpha Sapphire
  • $250 to spend at the pokemon center after it opens
  • Hoenn gym badge replicas
  • A hoenn-confirmed t-shirt from redbubble, any size of your choice.
  • 3 surprise shiny Pokemon from Hoenn that will be revealed after you win.
  • A hoenn poster.

Second place winner:

  • Omega Ruby or Alpha Sapphire
  • $150 to spend at the pokemon center after it opens
  • Hoenn gym badge replicas
  • A hoenn-confirmed t-shirt from redbubble, size of your choice.

Third place winner:

  • Omega Ruby or Alpha Sapphire
  • $100 to spend at the pokemon center after it opens
  • A hoenn confirmed t-shirt from redbubble, size of your choice.



Guidelines:

  • You must be following me because it’s a giveaway for my followers.
  • Likes count.
  • The more you reblog, the more entries you have.
  • There will be 3 winners in this giveaway.
  • Winners will be announced privately due to people getting harassed for winning giveaways.
  • Strictly no inactive sideblogs or giveaway blogs.
  • Be 16+ or have your parents permission to give your address.
  • This giveaway is international.
  • This giveaway ends September 10th.

thetriadofjustice:

themooknamedjeff:

thetriadofjustice:

travelinggambler:

bluerobogeddon:

matching icons 4 u and ur friends

It’s time for a change anyway

SQUAD

I’m in. Dibs on Ludwig?

might have to fight Jay for it

I’ll let him have it.

thetriadofjustice:

travelinggambler:

bluerobogeddon:

matching icons 4 u and ur friends

It’s time for a change anyway

SQUAD

I’m in. Dibs on Ludwig?

Jim Cornette and Vince Russo are arguing on Twitter and Wendy’s (Yes, WENDY’S, the fast food chain) got involved and insisted that they have a Baconator on a Pole match. Hoooooly shit

tastefullyoffensive:

World Cup Player Pronunciation Guide [via]

themooknamedjeff:

thetriadofjustice:

based-guy:

babyiowa:

based-guy:

babyiowa:

twofingerswhiskey:

real-hiphophead:

kaijuleng:

tattoosfade:

oppressionisntrad:

anarchist-memes:

We are forced to live in a system that steals from us daily, Kill snitch culture.

Important things to keep in mind!
- never take from ‘mom and pop’ type store. Its likely you’ll actually harm them, whereas taking from a walmart wont effect much.
- never take items that a worker is assigned to monitor (usually super expensive items), theyll be in trouble for it. and its usually a minimum wage worker and usually they lose hours or pay, or they even get fired.
- similar to the above, never take things that are usually locked up for the above reason
- if its a store you know gives their near-expiration products to workers/charity, try to avoid taking the near expiration products.
- if youre taking clothing, avoid leaving hangers. it sounds weird, but itll make it seem like it was more likely an error in the computer than a theft, since the empty hanger sitting there will seem suspicious. 
- also for clothing, try not to take more than one item at once, as it will look suspicious if theres 10 medium shirts missing, and it won’t be written off as just a stocking error. and it will lead to workers being penalized
- basically just always consider ‘will this harm a worker’ and if the answer is yes then dont do it
like i was homeless for a while when i was younger and i tried to follow those guidelines to avoid doing harm to people who were probably not much better off than me while trying to get food for myself.

Holy crap, is there like an unspoken thieves code or something?!

it’s a thing. I won’t even lie. I watched someone slip a nursing exam book in their bag at the store I worked at. She made eye contact with me and the blood drained from her face. I simply gave her a sympathetic nod and walked away.
I live in a small town and I knew she was a waitress at a hotel my sister works at, and people at that hotel don’t tip well during off season. Nursing exam books are 50+ bucks. Being a med student myself, I didn’t even breathe a word, and when inventory came up later and the book was missing, I suggested it was likely a mislabel, and the manager wrote it off.
Sometimes, thievery is a necessity. Don’t send people to jail over petty shit. 

Don’t snitch. That is all.

As a person who knows what extreme starvation feels like - even as recently as 2 weeks ago - I honestly can’t hate a person who takes food to feed their families, if they can’t afford food and rent that month. I honestly can’t hate that teenager and his little brother taking the food from the store near us and looking straight at me, and seeing the hunger in their eyes. The desperation. I honestly can’t hate the kids who ended up handing out soft drinks and sandwiches they made with supplies taken from the cooking classroom that were going to be thrown out so everyone had enough to eat. I just cannot.

Who the fuck steals a stapler?

I would. I staple a lot of things, surprisingly.

Fair. Thanks for ruining my troll. But next, consider that this clearly impoverished and starving individual on the left here is stealing Milk Duds. The most nutritious and necessary of stolen meals.

My day is built on a solid foundation of 5 boxes of milk duds a day, i dont know what the fuck you are talking about

only 5 boxes of milk duds?..pshhh, what a casual.

Milk Duds are a hell of a lot easier to steal than most actual food though. Wanna impress people? Steal like a rotisserie chicken or something

I think I mis-spoke. I’m not saying that you have to possess the shoplifting abilities of a rotisserie chicken, I’m saying that it would be impressive to walk out of a grocery store with a stolen rotisserie chicken.

themooknamedjeff:

thetriadofjustice:

based-guy:

babyiowa:

based-guy:

babyiowa:

twofingerswhiskey:

real-hiphophead:

kaijuleng:

tattoosfade:

oppressionisntrad:

anarchist-memes:

We are forced to live in a system that steals from us daily, Kill snitch culture.

Important things to keep in mind!

- never take from ‘mom and pop’ type store. Its likely you’ll actually harm them, whereas taking from a walmart wont effect much.

- never take items that a worker is assigned to monitor (usually super expensive items), theyll be in trouble for it. and its usually a minimum wage worker and usually they lose hours or pay, or they even get fired.

- similar to the above, never take things that are usually locked up for the above reason

- if its a store you know gives their near-expiration products to workers/charity, try to avoid taking the near expiration products.

- if youre taking clothing, avoid leaving hangers. it sounds weird, but itll make it seem like it was more likely an error in the computer than a theft, since the empty hanger sitting there will seem suspicious. 

- also for clothing, try not to take more than one item at once, as it will look suspicious if theres 10 medium shirts missing, and it won’t be written off as just a stocking error. and it will lead to workers being penalized

- basically just always consider ‘will this harm a worker’ and if the answer is yes then dont do it

like i was homeless for a while when i was younger and i tried to follow those guidelines to avoid doing harm to people who were probably not much better off than me while trying to get food for myself.

Holy crap, is there like an unspoken thieves code or something?!

it’s a thing. I won’t even lie. I watched someone slip a nursing exam book in their bag at the store I worked at. She made eye contact with me and the blood drained from her face. I simply gave her a sympathetic nod and walked away.

I live in a small town and I knew she was a waitress at a hotel my sister works at, and people at that hotel don’t tip well during off season. Nursing exam books are 50+ bucks. Being a med student myself, I didn’t even breathe a word, and when inventory came up later and the book was missing, I suggested it was likely a mislabel, and the manager wrote it off.

Sometimes, thievery is a necessity. Don’t send people to jail over petty shit. 

Don’t snitch. That is all.

As a person who knows what extreme starvation feels like - even as recently as 2 weeks ago - I honestly can’t hate a person who takes food to feed their families, if they can’t afford food and rent that month. I honestly can’t hate that teenager and his little brother taking the food from the store near us and looking straight at me, and seeing the hunger in their eyes. The desperation. I honestly can’t hate the kids who ended up handing out soft drinks and sandwiches they made with supplies taken from the cooking classroom that were going to be thrown out so everyone had enough to eat. I just cannot.

Who the fuck steals a stapler?

I would. I staple a lot of things, surprisingly.

Fair. Thanks for ruining my troll. But next, consider that this clearly impoverished and starving individual on the left here is stealing Milk Duds. The most nutritious and necessary of stolen meals.

My day is built on a solid foundation of 5 boxes of milk duds a day, i dont know what the fuck you are talking about

only 5 boxes of milk duds?..pshhh, what a casual.

Milk Duds are a hell of a lot easier to steal than most actual food though. Wanna impress people? Steal like a rotisserie chicken or something

I think I mis-spoke. I’m not saying that you have to possess the shoplifting abilities of a rotisserie chicken, I’m saying that it would be impressive to walk out of a grocery store with a stolen rotisserie chicken.